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PHOTO: This is the response many Americans are sending to the RNC instead of their hard earned cash! Thanks to PrimeChoice of FreeRepublic.com



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Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except this one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words 'yellow', 'pink,' and 'green.'"

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk. I talked to him yesterday.

24 posted on 11/25/2005 2:06:59 PM PST by B4Ranch (No expiration date is on the Oath to protect America from all enemies, foreign and domestic.)
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Guess we are going to have start to vote for folks who will do jobs that Bush isn't willing to do.

His speech said nothing new. It was an insult to the security or safety and intelligence of the American taxpayer.

We need a fence.

87 posted on 11/28/2005 2:15:43 PM PST by HonestConservative (Bless our Servicemen!)
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